I Wear Glasses Sometimes

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1 week ago

Happy Mom's Day!!

“This is not some apron-wearing mother you’re speaking with—I know all about your Valhalla of decadence and I shouldn’t have let him go. He’s not ready for your world of compromised values and diminished brain cells that you throw away like confetti… 
If you break his spirit, harm him in any way, keep him from his chosen profession which is law - something you may not value, but I do - you will meet the voice on the other end of this telephone and it will not be pretty.” - Elaine Miller (Frances McDormand) in Almost Famous

1 month ago
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SummerScreen lineup announced! Also: HI, how are you?

Hey dudes!  I’m still alive and reading the internets and watching movies and stuff, I swear.  I’ve just been too lazy to write about it.  Don’t even get me started on the Tribeca Film Festival.

Hey remember T9 word?  That pre-auto-correct function in phones that would allow to type wildly away at the keypad and then it would guess what you were trying to say?  Well, my old-school Samsung would always correct “lazy” to “jazz” and it was the best.  

So really: apologies for the disappearance, but I was too jazz to write.  

ANYWAY.  SummerScreen!

It’s a beautiful day today, which is already giving me hope for continuous nice weather, but when SummerScreen announces their lineup then I really get psyched.  Here it be:

July 10: Can’t Hardly Wait
July 17: Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
July 24: The Craft
July 31: The Goonies
August 7: Speed
August 14: **Audience choice!**

Yes, everyone in Williamsburg is a child of the late 80s/early 90s.  Don’t be so aghast.  But also: The Craft!!  

Click here for more info and to vote for what screens on August 17th (Heathers, please!).

At least we’ve still got a good three months to find the perfect cutoffs and picnic blankets. 

2 months ago
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Only four more days until The Next Day is officially out!  OK, the whole thing is already streaming on iTunes but I’m still going to get excited on Tuesday for the REAL thing.  And you should all get excited right now about this video.  I mean: David Bowie AND Tilda Swinton AND some models who look like both David Bowie and Tilda Swinton?  Amazeballs.

Word on the street is that he recorded in the East Village.  I will continue to pray that I will magically find him getting a slice at Two Boots some night that I’m at the Beast.  Dreams!