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Happy Mom's Day!!

SummerScreen lineup announced! Also: HI, how are you?

Hey dudes!  I’m still alive and reading the internets and watching movies and stuff, I swear.  I’ve just been too lazy to write about it.  Don’t even get me started on the Tribeca Film Festival.

Hey remember T9 word?  That pre-auto-correct function in phones that would allow to type wildly away at the keypad and then it would guess what you were trying to say?  Well, my old-school Samsung would always correct “lazy” to “jazz” and it was the best.  

So really: apologies for the disappearance, but I was too jazz to write.  

ANYWAY.  SummerScreen!

It’s a beautiful day today, which is already giving me hope for continuous nice weather, but when SummerScreen announces their lineup then I really get psyched.  Here it be:

July 10: Can’t Hardly Wait
July 17: Pee Wee’s Big Adventure
July 24: The Craft
July 31: The Goonies
August 7: Speed
August 14: **Audience choice!**

Yes, everyone in Williamsburg is a child of the late 80s/early 90s.  Don’t be so aghast.  But also: The Craft!!  

Click here for more info and to vote for what screens on August 17th (Heathers, please!).

At least we’ve still got a good three months to find the perfect cutoffs and picnic blankets. 

Only four more days until The Next Day is officially out!  OK, the whole thing is already streaming on iTunes but I’m still going to get excited on Tuesday for the REAL thing.  And you should all get excited right now about this video.  I mean: David Bowie AND Tilda Swinton AND some models who look like both David Bowie and Tilda Swinton?  Amazeballs.

Word on the street is that he recorded in the East Village.  I will continue to pray that I will magically find him getting a slice at Two Boots some night that I’m at the Beast.  Dreams!